Here's yer picture. And no, that's not a dog collar I'm wearing. It's a people collar. Of course, most days I wear glasses and bluejeans and whatever comfortable shirt I pick up in the morning. No makeup either. But hey... this is the internet, so 'real life' is optional, right? So why in the heck did I spend a bunch of my time building a website that largely serves no purpose save entertaining me? Well, to entertain me. Working in web design, I have the opportunity to scavenge around for neat tricks and javascript wingdings, and all sorts of stuff that my clients' sites simply don't need. So I put them here. I don't have to worry about whether all the pages & sections of my site have a unifying "theme" to make customers feel comfortable. I don't have to worry about whether my layout will perturb the search engine ranking systems. I don't have to worry about regular updates. I don't have to worry about whether or not anyone even likes the site. Like I said before... it's my little universe. Mine, mine, mine. Neener.